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a story - dsun - 08-18-2013 04:19 AM
hi i wrote a story
you might not get it but enjoy it
yolo life lol swag rofl lmao lol yoloblood
Once upon a time, there was a butterfly.
The butterfly was named Fuck.
Fuck took a nice flight all over the world.
This is a story about Fuck's witnesses.
Fuck flew over to an abandonded town in the forest, he saw broken trees
and destroyed buildings. They looked like they were stepped on.
Inb4 shingeki.
Fuck didn't give a fuck, so he flew to find another town.
Fuck found a small hut, next to it stood a horse and a person.
The person was sitting on the horse, playing his guitar.
Since Fuck couldn't talk to ask for his name, the person yelled, "I'm andrew!".
The horse shat, but this shit was different, instead of it falling down, it flew up
and landed on Andrew's head.
Andrew kept on playing his guitar without a care in the world.
At this point Fuck couldn't give two fucks, so he continued to fly.
Fuck kept on flying until he found a vast, plain and empty terrain.
The land only contained a tree and a person.
The person started hacking the tree with all his might, using just his hands.
At this point, the person has broken hands. He starts talking to himself,
";:healhands", "Fuck, typo", "LLhealhands", "Fuck life, need a better cheat client, yolo".
Fuck was very confused.
The person spots Fuck and whispers to him "Hi Fuck, I'm Promises."
Fuck did not give three fucks because he did not understand. He's a fucking butterfly.
Fuck started flying, as he was leaving, The person named Promises started spawning more trees.
Fuck continued to fly, not caring.
"The fuck?!" said nobody.
After a good while, Fuck reaches a town.
In this town, there are many houses, crumbling from age.
There was a boy with a skateboard, he skated all around.
Fuck decided to rest for a little bit, so he landed down.
The boy who was skating had "I'm gay" on his shirt.
For some reason, the name "Korn" crosses Fuck's mind.
Fuck also noticed a person sitting a little further away, reading a manga.
The person reading the manga stopped reading and started to walk to another two people nearby.
The manga person started talking to them, "Hi Micah and Aaron", they replied with "Hi Bob".
"Let's play LoL, LOL!!!!!", said all three simultaneously. A cow fell on them and drowned in the cow's milk.
Micah somehow survived, so he ran while yelling "LOL GG", as he was running, he tripped over a skateboard and died.
The boy with the skateboard was searching for his skateboard, he was very confused.
The boy began to cry, unable to find his skateboard. But, he saw three dead bodies, so he began to laugh at their misfortune.
Karma was angry, he decided to rape Korn. Korn soon found the skateboard, yelled "Best day ever!".
Korn went back to his tree house. A person was sitting by the tree house, the person was wearing a golden crown and a shirt with the
text "Plural".
Behind Plural stood a sign with the text "Rune2006", he sat and sat without moving a muscle.
Fuck didn't like him, so he decided to take a shit on Plural's head.
Plural reacted to this, he suddenly yells "LOL BUSY EXAM LOLOL BYE GTG 2 VACATION LOLOL" and then turns into a bear.
This pissed off Fuck even more, so he took another shit on Plural.
Korn fell off the tree house and landed on Plural. This created a black hole which they were sucked into.
Fuck didn't give four fucks, so he decided to move on to the next town.
As he was flying, he noticed beer cans forming a path. Fuck decided to follow it, a few days later, he sees a mountain of beer cans.
Under it layed a person, sleeping. Not far away sat two people.
The two people began to talk, "Hey syn, think Shizz will wake up soon?", the other person replied with "No, Ashley. He drank
a few million beers. He's dead."
Shizz wakes up.
"Fucking hell, where's my pants?", says Shizz.
When suddenly terrorists came to take revenge on Syn, nobody knows why. The terrorists began to shoot rockets at Syn.
Ashley and Syn blew up, Shizzle was caught in the explosion.
An anonymous person began to walk towards the terrorists. The terrorists were very afraid and yelled, "I-It's Cobes, run!".
Cobes began to shoot about 86 lasers all over his body, killing all the terrorists.
Fuck was very tired and bored at this point.
Fuck didn't care anymore, he just flew.
As Fuck was flying, he noticed a person chasing him.
The person yelled, "A/S/L?!??!?!?!?!!?".
Guess who it was?
Fuck did not give five fucks.
He started flying all around the world until he reaches the point where he began this adventure.
The End.
Wrote by a faggot.
RE: a story - Kornslipkn - 08-18-2013 04:25 AM
10/10 would re-read
RE: a story - Paper - 08-18-2013 01:09 PM
(08-18-2013 04:19 AM)dsun Wrote: Behind Plural stood a sign with the text "Rune2006", he sat and sat without moving a muscle.Lol this is brilliant.
Fuck didn't like him, so he decided to take a shit on Plural's head.
Plural reacted to this, he suddenly yells "LOL BUSY EXAM LOLOL BYE GTG 2 VACATION LOLOL" and then turns into a bear.
This pissed off Fuck even more, so he took another shit on Plural.
Korn fell off the tree house and landed on Plural. This created a black hole which they were sucked into.
RE: a story - Doyoy - 08-19-2013 11:33 AM
what the fuck?
RE: a story - Jenove - 08-19-2013 11:55 PM
(08-19-2013 11:33 AM)Doyoy Wrote: what the fuck?
Thats the idea
RE: a story - Botting4day - 08-20-2013 11:46 AM
ctrl + f
Search for "botting".
Not in story.
Don't read.
RE: a story - Doyoy - 08-20-2013 10:03 PM
(08-20-2013 11:46 AM)Botting4days Wrote: ctrl + fNo, you just Killed the whole story.
Search for "botting".
Not in story.
Don't read.
RE: a story - dsun - 08-20-2013 10:13 PM
i think i wrote this when i was drunk btw
RE: a story - Doyoy - 08-20-2013 10:14 PM
what the heck lol, dsun your weird
