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10-05-2013 10:11 PM Terrible jokes
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse! What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam. Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh. I might have an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves. What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car." What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Go pro or go home, scrub. I once punched a donkey to heaven. I once mauled a cat for some Cheetos. I once crushed a hamster. ![[Image: That+is+creepy+as++.+gt+I+accidently+_6f...262c89.jpg]](http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/That+is+creepy+as++.+gt+I+accidently+_6ffabf6f16163e969b30198afc262c89.jpg)
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10-05-2013 10:14 PM RE: Terrible jokes
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How do you make time fly?
You throw a watch out of the window. |
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10-05-2013 10:20 PM RE: Terrible jokes
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder. Go pro or go home, scrub. I once punched a donkey to heaven. I once mauled a cat for some Cheetos. I once crushed a hamster.
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