P U R E, Sharky & the Macguffin.

A great darkness fell upon the lands of Rune2006.
An evil was returning, and needed it's macguffin to return to full power.
A group of great and powerful noobs named P U R E and Sharky rose up to meet the evil head on.
They met to discuss their plans and how to destroy the macguffin.
Sadly, none of them could or knew how to destroy it.
None of them even knew where to go.
But one young P U R E rose up and said he would rid the world of the macguffin!
So Sharky rallied around P U R E and they started their journey.
They traveled down the dangerous sidewalks of Varrock Crossed the great water run off of Karamaja. And faced down the evil old sourpuss cat Evil Bob.
After many minutes of walking, P U R E and Sharky arrived at their destination.
The young P U R E boldly entered the building and presented the macguffin.
In an instant, it was gone from his hand?
Miraculously, a shiny new coin appeared where the macguffin once rested.
His quest complete! the P U R E and Sharky confidently strode outside to show the world there very first gp that made them the pricks they are today.
Meanwhile, the shopkeeper who bought the macguffin stared at it thinking, what the fuck just happened?