Dirty Stories (kids u have been warned)

so im deciding to make a thread about dirty stories and what not. Just today, a kid at my school got suspended for fapping during class and the teacher caught him rofl!!! Lemme hear some of y'all stories tho

i once ate a gummy bear that fell on the floor

(01-31-2014 11:41 AM)Micah Wrote:  i once ate a gummy bear that fell on the floor

Damn dude...that's so dirty and so badass.

well, in computing class one time, my friend ex gf was sitting next to me, and she asked me to finger her, I said no wtf, so she moved and sat next to some other dude, turns out he fingered her lmfao, and they got caught

(01-31-2014 11:00 AM)Goku Wrote:  so im deciding to make a thread about dirty stories and what not. Just today, a kid at my school got suspended for fapping during class and the teacher caught him rofl!!! Lemme hear some of y'all stories tho

In my honors class last year, 70% of the class went to regular.

peepee vajena

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.

(01-31-2014 11:00 PM)Promises Wrote:  A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.

Lmao...

(01-31-2014 11:00 PM)Promises Wrote:  A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.

lel must be part of driman's family

on skype plural turned the video on while we were chatting and took off all his clothes and started dancing to po pi po by miku hatsune

then he jizzed all over the webcam