My observations.

Kaito's Goal Theories:

1) Troll all of us because there is no goal.

2) Show us how bad the server is so everyone quits. ( I like server)

3) Writing a book since you're documenting day by day.

4) "No-one" is a person that knows the goal.

5) Make this the most popular thread.

6) Become some sort of mod.

7) Confuse the hell out of us because you're plural (unlikely)

8) Compare your documents/observations to diff. servers, to find best one.

9) Before committing suicide you want to do something random.

10) I was out of idea's after the first one =s.